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Today I made paper Daleks.

My god, what have I become.

If you have way too much spare time go to
http://dalekfactory.tripod.com/DIY.html

My girlfriend is desperate for a change.
she wants a new Tattoo (she has five already, and not tiny ones either.) but she can't afford it so I'm dyeing her hair blue and she's getting her lip pierced.
She had it done once before a few years ago but her major league cunt of a ex boyfriend forced her to take it out by "Accidentally" knocking it all the time. Cunt.

Speaking of changing your body, I wouldn't mind another Tattoo too.
Currently I've got a Rose on my arm and a Gon… Continue

This is Stella, I adore her.

As far as I'm concerned I'll never do her justice.

Brought two DVDs today, INLAND EMPIRE and a best of TRANSFORMERS because I was feeling nostalgic and it was only three quid. The man at the till thought it was a strange combination, I don't see why, they're both three hours long, they could be brother and sister.
This probably only makes sense to me because I've been drinking Absinthe.

I hate pricks who work at DVD shops, I once had one guy smugly ask me if I knew I was buying two films featuring lactating breasts.
He mentioned… Continue

If I ever meet Satan, he will probably appear to me in one of two forms, Vernon Kay or this feathered bastard.

This is my Mum’s parrot Daisy

She whistles the McDonalds jingle and tries to eat my face.

So you can…

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