I have found the greatest living American.

There's this show... "Without Prejudice". You take five strangers (picked strategically for a balance of views from the compassionate to the utterly ignorant to the hard-nosed heartless) and have them choose a single person from a pool of five other candidates to receive 25k no strings attached. It's a slightly awful show but it IS a very interesting sociological experiment.

Anyway. When the producers found Matthew Fashion they… Continue

I'm doing a bit of photo rating here and there. Here's the criterion:

1 Star (none that I can remember) This picture made me sneer.
2 Star In my opinion... you wasted your time
3 Star I'm left rather indifferent, but it wasn't poor.
4 Star I liked this. I approve of your choice ( I am the lord of approval. Bow before me, mortal.)
5 Star (only the Janitor from 'Scrubs' thus far) I LOVED this image and think I may want to have sex with you... except the guy who posted The… Continue

There is a movie; directed by and starring Dolph Lundgren where he teams up with Jerry Springer.

I live on a great planet.

I am currently working on calculating the precise ratios of ice to Dr. pepper and Inexpensive rum that will yield the most drunkenness with the least amount of caloric overkill yet still won't make me wince when I swallow it.

It turns out I'm an alcohol snob. Champagne tastes on a beer budget? NO! Too common for this cat. I am in fact cognac tastes on a rotgut vodka budget. Seriously. Look into the E&J X-O brandy. It's the best quaff for the cash I've found. Less than 20 bucks, but… Continue

I reach for an aspirin since my left arm is going numb.

It used to be that just the hopelessly mediocre gave their precious offspring names that sounded like the list of designers of garden party accoutrement. Ashley, Courtney, Britney, Taylor and Tyler. I mean, 20 years ago, these were sort of interesting names. But jump forward 10 years and any random volley of mortar shells that you might fire over the wall into your neighboring elementary school would be as likely to hit a barn ow… Continue