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There are many world religions today. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, Taoism, various indigenous spiritualities, people who still think that the Norse religion is real, and followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage, may they be sufficiently be blessed with an abundance of Parmesian Cheese. Hell, I even knew a guy in college actually prayed before a model of a Dalek from Dr. Who. He called himself the "High Who", and now…

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Bought the damned thing last fall while I was working on a campaign in Michigan. After election day, I came back home to Wisconsin, and haven't really had a use for it. Don't get me wrong, it was damn useful on the campaign, but now there's nothing that I really need it for here in Wisconsin. Although...I am liking it's "coolness" factor...heh heh heh.

The map software I just downloaded is pretty horrible. I've seen five year olds give better directions...although I do love that I'm tu…

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Far too funny to not post for you all...:

From CNN:

At one point in Jared Hutchins' young life, the Beatles were a big problem. Continue

DC is hot on the trail of releasing the live action JLA movie, hopefully, they say, for the Summer of 2009. If nothing else, I'm happy because this isn't a Marvel film. For the most part, Marvel films have been pretty much crap. Let's have a list then, shall we? (And let it be known, I'm including all the Straight to DVD and TV Films, because they count too).

Captain America (1944)
Doctor Strange (1978)
Captain America (1979)
Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979)
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Those pesky Chinese are at it again! First they poisoned our Alpo Dog Food to kill off our best friends (which, actually did kill my dog. The poisoned Alpo caused Kidney failure). Now they're poisoning our children's toys. They're taking our Little Ponies and our Explorers named Dora and filling them up with lead to taint our children and make them insipid mongrels, thereby ensuring that the future belongs to China. They are the largest and fastest growing economy in the world, and are quickly b… Continue